No It's Not Tee
$19.50
When the world feels like it’s falling apart — one shift, one headline, one deep breath at a time — sometimes all you can do is hold the line, pour a glass, and keep going. This t-shirt is for the ones who do just that. Born from a company rooted in bourbon, emergency medical services, and mental health advocacy, it’s more than just something you wear — it’s a quiet badge of resilience.
**This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more.** It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch to move with you — whether you’re running calls, decompressing with friends, or trying to stay grounded in a chaotic world. It’s comfortable. It’s flattering. And it’s a reminder that even when everything’s unraveling, *you’re still standing*.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee doesn’t ignore the mess — it honors the people who keep showing up anyway. Because when the world falls apart, someone has to be there to put the pieces back together. Might as well do it in comfort — and with bourbon nearby.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
**This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more.** It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch to move with you — whether you’re running calls, decompressing with friends, or trying to stay grounded in a chaotic world. It’s comfortable. It’s flattering. And it’s a reminder that even when everything’s unraveling, *you’re still standing*.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee doesn’t ignore the mess — it honors the people who keep showing up anyway. Because when the world falls apart, someone has to be there to put the pieces back together. Might as well do it in comfort — and with bourbon nearby.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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When the world feels like it’s falling apart — one shift, one headline, one deep breath at a time — sometimes all you can do is hold the line, pour a glass, and keep going. This t-shirt is for the ones who do just that. Born from a company rooted in bourbon, emergency medical services, and mental health advocacy, it’s more than just something you wear — it’s a quiet badge of resilience.
**This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more.** It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch to move with you — whether you’re running calls, decompressing with friends, or trying to stay grounded in a chaotic world. It’s comfortable. It’s flattering. And it’s a reminder that even when everything’s unraveling, *you’re still standing*.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee doesn’t ignore the mess — it honors the people who keep showing up anyway. Because when the world falls apart, someone has to be there to put the pieces back together. Might as well do it in comfort — and with bourbon nearby.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
**This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more.** It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch to move with you — whether you’re running calls, decompressing with friends, or trying to stay grounded in a chaotic world. It’s comfortable. It’s flattering. And it’s a reminder that even when everything’s unraveling, *you’re still standing*.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee doesn’t ignore the mess — it honors the people who keep showing up anyway. Because when the world falls apart, someone has to be there to put the pieces back together. Might as well do it in comfort — and with bourbon nearby.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When the world feels like it’s falling apart — one shift, one headline, one deep breath at a time — sometimes all you can do is hold the line, pour a glass, and keep going. This t-shirt is for the ones who do just that. Born from a company rooted in bourbon, emergency medical services, and mental health advocacy, it’s more than just something you wear — it’s a quiet badge of resilience.
**This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more.** It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch to move with you — whether you’re running calls, decompressing with friends, or trying to stay grounded in a chaotic world. It’s comfortable. It’s flattering. And it’s a reminder that even when everything’s unraveling, *you’re still standing*.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee doesn’t ignore the mess — it honors the people who keep showing up anyway. Because when the world falls apart, someone has to be there to put the pieces back together. Might as well do it in comfort — and with bourbon nearby.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
**This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more.** It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch to move with you — whether you’re running calls, decompressing with friends, or trying to stay grounded in a chaotic world. It’s comfortable. It’s flattering. And it’s a reminder that even when everything’s unraveling, *you’re still standing*.
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This tee doesn’t ignore the mess — it honors the people who keep showing up anyway. Because when the world falls apart, someone has to be there to put the pieces back together. Might as well do it in comfort — and with bourbon nearby.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!